For your entertainment, here is another bunch of a few of the lovely comments that my students bombarded me with this past week. Now remember... I don't ask them anything. They just come up to me and randomly tell me these and then walk away. Yep. Walk away!
"We were looking at a Calvin and Hobbes book at home and I found a little dirty humor."
"I don’t know much about baby birds but I do know about platypuses."
"It takes a couple of days for me to refresh my memory."
"When I was rollerskating yesterday, I jumped down and hurt my penis real real bad."
"Scarecrows are mean. One time a scarecrow attacked me!"
"I have some snot stuck in my throat."
"I love Star Wars! I am a finicky fan."
How funny! My favorite is the one about taking a few days to refresh their memory!!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! These crack me up!! Oh the good ol days when little first graders just speak their mind!
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