Guess what's on sale this week at the grocery store...
Yeah. It's a little embarrassing to have so many 12 packs of soda that the stacks begin to lean. They're safely tucked away in the garage. Obviously, we drink a lot.
I know, I know... please don't send me any emails or forward me anything about how diet soda will kill me. I already know it will. Kill. Me. Dead. But, at least I'll die refreshed, thirst-free, and happy. They may even be able to use less formaldehyde during the embalming process, which will save money on funeral expenses. Who knows! All I know is that we are set with drinks for a week or two... until the Diet Mt. Dew goes on sale. Then I'll need to go stock up on that for Ken because the Dew stack is looking pretty sparse.






